Smell Like A Monkey - Soap for Men

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	Currently Available Handmade Soaps See Stimulus Package details below!
	Hot Dang Orangutan
	A rich, total body soap with coconut, soybean, sunflower and castor oils, with just a touch of shea butter, along with carrot, turmeric, cayenne pepper, paprika, and orange peel. Lightly scented with sandalwood, orange spice fragrances. A great soap. 5 oz bars. $6.00 per bar.


	Filthy Monkey
	A hard working hand soap for the kitchen or garage. If your hands are really filthy and smelly this is the soap for you. A long-lasting dark black soap with coffee, pumice and essential oils of fir and tea tree, this soap is made from coconut oil, lard, castor oil, olive oil, rice bran oil, soybean oil, and sunflower oil, and is ready to go to work. 5 oz bars. $6.00 per bar.

	Naked Ape
	A creamy non-scented pure white total body soap for those who want a soap that is un-fooled-around with. Made with coconut, olive, rice bran, soy, sunflower and castor oils, with just a little titanium oxide to keep the soap brilliant white. Great lather! 5 oz bars. $6.00 per bar.

	Gorilla Vanilla
	The warm smell of vanilla and cocoa is added to our basic formula for a long lasting total body bar with a great aroma. Coconut, sunflower, olive, rice bran, soybean,and castor oils make a nice long lasting bar. Vanilla scent does cause uneven colors sometimes, but it is a handmade soap after all! 5 oz bars. $6.00 per bar.

	Gorilla Vanilla with Oatmeal
	Just like Gorilla Vanilla above plus oatmeal. An exfoliant bar with the goodness of oats. Vanilla fragrance does cause uneven colors sometimes, but it is a handmade soap after all! 5 oz bars. $6.00 per bar.

	Organ Grinder
	A rich creamy lather with lots of exfoliants, including Oatmeal, ground Poppy seeds, Ground Alfalfa seeds, Sumac blossom, Carrot Seeds, Dried Carrot, Cardamom Powder, and Bentonite Clay. Ccoconut, olive, rice bran, soybean, sunflower and castor oils make a nice long lasting bar. Big 5 Oz bars and a really rough texture with the fragrance of hard Apple Cider. We made this soap up special for your largest organ! $6.00 per bar.

	Silverback
	Not quite as scrubby as Organ Grinder or Gorilla Vanilla with Oatmeal, but the Rosemary, Poppy Seeds and Sea Kelp provide nice exfoliating action. Coconut, sunflower, olive , ricebran, soy and castor oil make a long lasting bar with great lather. Colored with Gray mica and scented with Rosemary essential oil. 5 Oz bars. $6.00 per bar.

	Baboon Lagoon
	A creamy bar with Sea Kelp is gentle on the skin. Coconut, sunflower, olive , ricebran, soy and castor oil make a long lasting bar with great lather. Colored with blue mica and ultramarine,and scented with a manly fragrance that will remind you of bigwater and open spaces. 5 Oz bars. $6.00 per bar.

	Koko
	A limited edition bar that is only made in small batches. Coconut oil, cocoa butter, shea butter, olive oil, sunflower oil, castor oil, ricebran oil, and soybean oil combine with bentonite clay, ground coconut and coconut fragrance to yield a very hard bar with a dense lather. This would be a great shaving bar or facial soap or use it on your entire body for an extravagant treat! 5 oz. bars and also available in small guest soap size. $7.00 per bar.

	Chocolate Chimp
	Coconut oil, cocoa butter, olive oil, sunflower oil, castor oil, ricebran oil, and soybean oil combine with dark baker's chocolate, cocoa and chocolate fragrance to yield a bar that smells good enough to eat - but don't! A great soap for your entire body and an extravagant treat for true chocolate lovers! 5 oz. bars $6.00 per bar.

	Yeti Smells Good
	A creamy bar with ground up sage is gentle on the skin and only mildly exfoliant. Coconut, sunflower, olive, ricebran, soy and castor oil make a long lasting bar with great lather. A white bar scented with hints of juniper and sage that will get you in touch with your inner abominable bigfoot sasquatch-like persona. 5 Oz bars. $6.00 per bar.

	Mint Chocolate Chimp
	A creamy bar with ground up peppermint and shavings of Chocolate Chimp embedded is a summertime favorite. Coconut, sunflower, olive, ricebran, soy and castor oil make a long lasting bar with great lather. Scented with spearmint essential oil and fragrance, peppermint and just a hint of chocolate, and lightly tinted with green oxide it looks and smells like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice cream. Very refreshing. 5 Oz bars. $6.00 per bar.

	Gorilla My Dreams
	Some people call this the Old Hippy soap. A mild pink soap scented with patchouli fragrance and bits of cranberry seed, sumac blossom and a touch of paprika for more color, this will bring back your memories of the Summer of Love, Haight Ashbury, Woodstock, or at the very least, the dorm room of the weirdo down the hall when you were a freshman in college who burned pathcouli incense all the time and played Jimi Hendricks and the Moody Blues until 3 in the morning. Too bad he never used soap. 5 Oz bars. $6.00 per bar.

	Smell No Evil
	Sweetgrass, white sage and cedar are often used by Native Americans and others in cleansing and blessing ceremonies. We've added these scents and herbs so that you can cleanse your spirit at the same time you are cleansing your body. The herbal infusion makes the lather of this soap special. Now if we could just get our politicians to take a bath with it. Lightly tinted with yellow oxide and scented with a combination of essential oils and fragrances. 5 ounce bars $6.00

	Lavender Lemur
	By special request from so many primates of the female gender, we are now offering a soap with lavender. Lavender infusion plus ground lavender blossoms and lavender fragrance oils make this soap smell like, like ummmm. Oh yeah, LAVENDER! Lightly tinted to look like lavender too! Clever huh? 5 oz. bars featuring our own blend of 6 different high quality vegetable oils. $6.00

	Gathering of the Rainbow Monkeys
	We just call it Rainbow Monkey for short - Here's the deal. Every time we make a batch of soap, we have to trim the ends a little bit so the bars are nice and even. We have two perfectly good pieces of soap left over that we can't sell because they are ugly! Is that fair? NO! In the past we've just saved these and used them as soap for friends and family. But I can only take so many showers people! So, we decided to grind up all these pieces, and then embed these bits in a new batch of white soap.We found a fragrance that marries well with all the other scents in there (sort of juicy chewing gum aroma) and voila, a new soap. Kids especially like it. All sorts of pastel little bits embedded in a pure white base - like a Rainbow! The only soaps I leave out are Filthy Monkey and Chocolate Chimp, which get used elsewhere. Nothing wasted around here! 5 oz. bars $6.00

	Pucker Up Ginger and Kiss the Monkey - NEW
	Another special request that has been selling very well. Ginger and Lemon scent give this a nice fresh appeal, shitake mushroom powder from our own logs add a little something special for your skin. Give in to your inner smooch - this one will get you in the mood for Spring! 5 oz. bars $6.00

	Monkey Bay Shaving soap - NEW
	Old fashioned shaving soap rounds - either apply it with a shaving brush or rub it on your face directly and lather up. We put a little of everything in this one -coconut oil, olive oil, sunflower oil, rice bran oil, castor oil, soybean oil, shea butter, cocoa butter, shitake mushroom powder from our own logs, bentonite clay, pulverized oatmeal, sea kelp, and a classic bay rum scent. Very nice for softening up belicose whiskers. 2 small round bars for $5.00
	Attention Soap Buyers!
	For a limited time - we are offering our own STIMULUS PACKAGE!!! Buy at least 5 bars of soap and we will toss in another bar FREE!* Send an email as a followup to your order and tell us which one you would like as your free bar! *Shaving soap not included in this offer.
	We have a lot of soaps under development. When everything is perfect, we will offer them for sale. Check back for new products often. Have an idea for a new name? Send it to us. Have a prehensile tail? Send us a picture!!! Maybe we can give you a job!