"Hi Folks; I purchased a bar of your soap at a craft fair near Deep Creek Lake in July. It is black in color, and you said it worked even on hands smelling of diesel fuel. Maybe it is Filthy Monkey, but I'm not sure. Gross Anatomy class has now begun, and it works on formaldehyde smells too! If I get interest from the students in purchasing their own bars, how would I go about making a group order" M.S.
"I quickly went through that sample bar of Organ Grinder! Wow, what a soap! I really like the way it scrapes away, the scent is just right, and the look of it, kind of like granite, really says what the soap is about. After I finished up that little bar I started in on Hot Dang Orangutan. You know, that's the first time I made the association between orangutan and orange. What an eye-popper! No wonder, with all those orange veggies and spices you have in there. What a great bar of soap! Trouble is, I can't use it fast enough. It's huge and hard (the soap, I mean). I absolutely refuse to move on to Gorilla Vanilla till I've worn it down to the size of a saltine. That's just the way I work. So, for now, please reserve me a bar of the Organ Grinder for days I need a good scrubbing, and I'm looking forward to working through your entire series as fast as I can use it up." - A.L.
"I work very hard at my landscaping business and my hands take a beating. I like Filthy Monkey because it helps keep my hands from drying out so much. In the past, people have told me that shaking hands with me felt like grabbing hold of an old tree branch. Regular soap just dries out my hands even more. The other day I spilled some diesel fuel on my hands and arms. I used Filthy Monkey to clean up with. I was amazed. The smell of diesel fuel is really hard to get rid of but after using your soap I couldn't detect any odor from the fuel. It's great - I use it all the time." F.M.
"I may never use another commercial bar of soap again! There is no comparison with how your soap lathers, how it smells and above all how it leaves your skin feeling after a shower. We both love Organ Grinder and Hot Dang Orangutan. Can't wait to try the others!" T.T.
"Girls have organs too! I used Organ Grinder on my own
largest organ this week, and very much enjoyed the
feel of the soap on my skin, rough but silky too as well as
the spicy scent. If this is what it means to smell
like a monkey, then I want to join your band of monkeys!" C.F.
"With such a clever marketing scheme you would think the product wouldn't be any good. But it IS!!!!!" - M.C.
"My son came in from working on his Jeep the other night absolutely covered in grease! He even had it under his chin. We sent him into the shower with a bar of Filthy Monkey and he came out clean. I wish we had this soap back when my husband was making a living as a mechanic!" B.S.
And the funniest yet - "The Smell Like a Monkey products went over well at Christmas. Since he started using them he's gained muscle mass, won a community award, fathered two children, run a marathon, and is constantly being chased by women! Imagine that, all from a new type of soap!" J.P.
