Smell Like A Monkey ®

Cleaning up the world one Big Ape at a time!

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Do YOU Smell Like A Monkey?

If you smell like a monkey, it probably isn't a good thing. But we have the cure. Our handmade soaps are made for men but discerning women like it too. Lightly scented with a rich lather, you won't smell like a French Poodle after you use it. Get in touch with your inner primate today! If you have no scents, or eschew common scents, or find your body makes a lot of offensive scents, you've come to the right place.

All Smell Like a Monkey soap is handmade using the cold process method with natural ingedients such as Coconut Oil, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Castor Oil, Rice Bran Oil, Cocoa Butter, Shea Butter and a variety of herbs, spices and fragrances. The bars are man-sized bath bars that can be used as total body soap and shampoo. We will donate a portion of profits to efforts that aid endangered gorillas, orangutans, bobonos and chimpanzees. Smell Like a Monkey Soaps use no Palm Oil.

CAUTION:After using this soap you may feel inclined to beat your chest, fling bananas, and swing from vines - urges lasting longer than 4 hours may require the services of a zookeeper.